ssilcatt:

notanightlight:

jcrycolr3wradc15:

flukeoffate:

determamfidd:

bofurs-wife:

determamfidd:

darthstitch:

musicistherapyofthesoul:

leaper182:

luthienebonyx:

woodelf68:

valoscope:

universonerdy:

just for fun :3

eat second breakfast with Pippin.

Mine is: Kill the witch-king with Legolas *_*

Get lost in the forest with sauron??? That’s not a good prize! D:

Travel through Moria with Tom Bombadil. Can’t see him leaving his home turf — are you SURE this is right? 

Eat second breakfast with Legolas. I’ll take that!

Hide from orebain with Gandalf?… what’s orebain?

Defend Minas Tirith with Gimli.

Slay Orcs with Aragorn - SWEET!

OHSHIT I APPARENTLY MARRY LEGOLAS
Gimli p-pleaseputtheaxedown!!!


nononono. You officiate the marriage! Yes you ‘marry’ him, but you’re just the one saying the pretty words. See? No cause for alarm, it’s all good, you can even keep all your limbs.

Oh thank GAWD…!


As a Legolas cosplayer, “Slaying Orcs with Gimli” is the best scenario possible, next to “Marry Gimli”

Dance with Sauron. Melkor, bro I’m sorry. 

Run from a balrog with Boromir!  I think my chances are good!

Feast with Sauron.
well shit

Share a boat with Sauron. So THAT’S how the ring got there for Sméagol!"Sauron, I swear to the Valar that if you don’t put that confusticated ring away and stop making a mess of everything for TWO DAMN SECONDS that I will chuck it into the river myself! Let’s see you find it with water in your eyes!" 

ssilcatt:

notanightlight:

jcrycolr3wradc15:

flukeoffate:

determamfidd:

bofurs-wife:

determamfidd:

darthstitch:

musicistherapyofthesoul:

leaper182:

luthienebonyx:

woodelf68:

valoscope:

universonerdy:

just for fun :3

eat second breakfast with Pippin.

Mine is: Kill the witch-king with Legolas *_*

Get lost in the forest with sauron??? That’s not a good prize! D:

Travel through Moria with Tom Bombadil. Can’t see him leaving his home turf — are you SURE this is right? 

Eat second breakfast with Legolas. I’ll take that!

Hide from orebain with Gandalf?

… what’s orebain?

Defend Minas Tirith with Gimli.

Slay Orcs with Aragorn - SWEET!

OHSHIT I APPARENTLY MARRY LEGOLAS

Gimli p-pleaseputtheaxedown!!!

nononono. You officiate the marriage! Yes you ‘marry’ him, but you’re just the one saying the pretty words. See? No cause for alarm, it’s all good, you can even keep all your limbs.

Oh thank GAWD…!

As a Legolas cosplayer, “Slaying Orcs with Gimli” is the best scenario possible, next to “Marry Gimli”

Dance with Sauron. Melkor, bro I’m sorry. 

Run from a balrog with Boromir!  I think my chances are good!

Feast with Sauron.

well shit

Share a boat with Sauron. 

So THAT’S how the ring got there for Sméagol!

"Sauron, I swear to the Valar that if you don’t put that confusticated ring away and stop making a mess of everything for TWO DAMN SECONDS that I will chuck it into the river myself! Let’s see you find it with water in your eyes!"

 

Guess what’s at University of Wisconsin-Stout right now? So apparently the Doctor is around somewhere telling the students, “I get parking tickets now. Parking tickets are cool.” He’s probably also fascinated with all of the science stuff that the high schoolers have made. “What’s this thing do? Measures time with water? That was a great invention! I think I might have had something to do with it. Did you know that…”

marjoleinhoekendijk:


hobbit meme: [3/4 quotes] → “You’ll have to manage without pocket-handkerchiefs and a good many other things, Bilbo Baggins, before we reach our journey’s end. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home is now behind you, the world is ahead.”

☽♡☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien things ☽♡☾

marjoleinhoekendijk:

hobbit meme: [3/4 quotes] → “You’ll have to manage without pocket-handkerchiefs and a good many other things, Bilbo Baggins, before we reach our journey’s end. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home is now behind you, the world is ahead.”

☽♡☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien things ☽♡☾

A n d  I  h o p e t h a t  y o u’ l l  r e m e m b e r me

you-comfort-me:

wenchlatte:

you-comfort-me:

father and son intensifying together requested by no one.

It’s like Legolas just spotted his Dad’s sex face.

Now we know why he was so keen to go to Mordor.

omg you win the game of comments

bagofsocks:

bestofcardsagainsthumanity:

That about sums it up.

It even rhymes

bagofsocks:

bestofcardsagainsthumanity:

That about sums it up.

It even rhymes

mistercanoehead:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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loriendesse:

an unexpected journey + happy

The sword is amazing. And you get to learn all the cool tricks and stuff, so I’m a big fan of the broadsword.